Joke #15: pirate battle
A pirate ship was sailing peacefully until a call from the crow's nest: "5 ships on the horizon! Prepare for battle!" The captain immediately ordered: "Bring me my red shirt!" And the deckhand asked why. The captain replied: "Because if I get injured in battle, no one will see my blood and will continue fighting." They won the battle and rested.
The next day, another call from the crow's nest: "10 ships on the horizon! Prepare for battle!" The captain then said: "Bring me my brown pants!"
The next day, another call from the crow's nest: "10 ships on the horizon! Prepare for battle!" The captain then said: "Bring me my brown pants!"